Fuck bitches, get money. New life philosophy.

grrrard:

I was hit on by the performing drag queen on many occasions (she pet my chest, said she was going to tie me to her bed post, and pay for one of my college courses). Won a dance competition, which was proceeded by a woman scoping me out and saying she wanted to dance with me. Was groped by one ugly guy and, later on, two very hot guys. All of this while sober. And Cher(Candi Stratton) performed.

I can’t wait to go back.

And THIS is why you’re awesome.  Also why college is going to be so much fun.